The Birth of the Lizard Man

Horror, Humor 1 Minute

I was frightened when, after taking the most painful shit in my life, which came after the longest period of constipation I have ever experienced in my life, I looked down into the toilet and saw movement. My fear turned into horror when a being that looked like a cross between a human infant and a lizard crawled out of the toilet, held up its arms, looked up at me and said “mommy”.

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Published by benkey76

I am a self taught software engineer, currently employed by The Paciello Group (TPG), a Vispero™ company. I am very good at what I do and I very much enjoy it. My primary programming language is C++ but I have dabbled in Java, Python, and TCL. Most of the software I have worked on runs only under Microsoft Windows but I have dabbled in programming for GNU/Linux, FreeBSD, Solaris, and Mac OS X. I also have experience in designing accessible applications and websites and accessibility testing.

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