I am sharing the following without context beyond saying that thus far I have had a bad morning, although I think the worst is over.

Person 1: The large intestine must be a very frightening place.
Person 2: Why do you say that?
Person 1: Because I have noticed that occasionally shit comes flying out of the anus like a bat out of hell.
Person 2: That is just diarrhea. … Of course it could also be food poisoning.
Person 1: That sounds frightening.
Person 2: It is. … You know what, you are absolutely correct. The large intestine can be a very frightening place.

BTW: I am certain that it is not food poisoning so do not worry about me.