Month: July 2025

The Birth of the Lizard Man

I was frightened when, after taking the most painful shit in my life, which came after the longest period of constipation I have ever experienced in my life, I looked down into the toilet and saw movement. My fear turned into horror when a being that looked like a cross between a human infant and a lizard crawled out of the toilet, held up its arms, looked up at me and said “mommy”.

Bed Sizes

Official

  • Crib
  • Single Small
  • Twin
  • Twin XL
  • Full
  • Full XL
  • Queen
  • Olympic Queen
  • King
  • California King
  • Wyoming King
  • Alaska King

Unofficial

  • Orgy
  • Super Orgy
  • Olympic Pool
  • Football Field
  • Stadium
  • City Block
  • City
  • Lake
  • State
  • Nation
  • Ocean
  • Continent
  • World
  • Star System
  • Star Cluster
  • Galaxy
  • Galaxy cluster
  • Universe
  • Multiverse

Can you imagine how large a multiverse bed would be?