Warp Drive Fart

Every time you fart, Fate rolls a 20 sided dice. The variable R represents the result.

  • If R is equal to 6, 10, 14, or 20 you are launched into space in a random direction at Warp 9.999.
  • As long as you are traveling at Warp you are safe. The Warp bubble contains an enclosed environment that supports life.
  • You will remain at Warp for precisely 2 * R hours.
  • When you drop out of Warp you will continue moving straight forward at the same speed you were traveling at when you entered Warp.
  • You do not have the ability to survive in space without life support.

If you had this ability, how would you survive?

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